Wearable Pasta
Nothing says "proud to be Italian" like a tortellini necklace.
Now I know exactly what I want for my birthday. A ravioli ring - obviously nothing less than 2 karats will do. And maybe some orecchiette earrings to match. Ooh and a belt made out of rigatoni. Must get a box of Penis Pasta as well, the possibilities are endless!
I'm thinking these may be the perfect new uniform accessory for the Vatican Tours guides (Now who said Vatican Tours are boring)?